It has been a long time since I have written about anything. It was not due to lack of time r anything like that.It was only because i was doing all useless crap and did not know the time at all.Need to agree that i had been having a very good time doing all that.The idea about writing about what i am going to write now started in the place called"tapri" in pune. I was jus sitting with a group of friends for wat we call chai discussing about my seniors placement in a good company. Happened to talk to the senior that evening. He told me about the procedure that was followed by the company in deciding that he was fit for the job. then he told me that they had a group discussion round too. The group had to discuss how two movies had an impact on the Indian society and the Indian Financial Market. The movies happened to be Fashion and EMI.. So i thought how can these two movies have an effect really on the Indian Financial Market primarily. Then started a good healthy long discussion of wat really a GD comprises of.. I said that GD is a place where we putforth our viewpoint on any topic that has been given to us..it can be any inferences that we have been making of it, or they can be any suggestions we can make about a given situation and so on and so forth... but in this given case i felt this topic was just pointless because both the movies fr me made no contribution towards the indian society(definitely fashion because i have seen it and it is only a movie made fr dragging audiences by making the models wear skimpy clothes and trying to portray reality by showing a stupid dress malfunction through kangana ranaut)..Then phat comes a dialogue "Brother that is nt what u are supposed to do in a GD"...tried to relent against the dialogue but the person had already started what i can call a small crash course on how to talk better in a gd in half an hour by two of my good friends and batchmates in pune..learnt that a gd need not be really what u think about that topic but can also be how u adapt to that situation and try to make sense out of it even if u don't really believe in the topic...so it can be said that it is just how u r going to make urself heard out in a group of people...u need to put urself in others shoes fr really becoming an effective speaker atleast in GROUP DISCUSSION....i gt up that day having only one doubt in my mind...How can u make sense when u r nt talking as urself??..but then convinced myself that sometimes u need not make sense when the prime motto of the talk show is to just make ur presence felt....
But i can tell u that day in the tapri the guy who had a lot to take back is the Tapri owner cause we were continously talking and frgt that we were repeating the words " a chotu ek aur chai" more than anything else......
Jus on a lighter note....
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
NIGHT LIFE RIGHT LIFE?????
Does the question say what i want to write ahead??? Lets see.....
Again my topic would start off from the FAST FOOD back from college sitting and pulling each others leg and if everybody is extremely happy with each other then joke the bloody hell out of another poor soul.....and slowly the spirit dies down and the purses drain down....then slowly each gets reminded of home sweet home....home calling shows up on ur fone and a lady voice asks"ekkada unnavu" phat comes the answer "checkpost" deggara unnanu even if he is in bhel (no prizes fr guessing we all know who says that..)..and time now is 19 30 generally...
So all of us go home...and eat do bewarsgiri near ghar ke friends and jus gt the remote idea of trying to sleep getting reminded of college.....that i get reminded that i have to talk to one of my friends abt something important and he thinks we have to meet and discuss abt it........thats it THE FRESH LEASE OF NIGHT STARTS.....my first stop would generally be MANO HOSTEL.....pick up another integral member of the discussion who would be busy doing "FOREIGN" STUDIES and off we go to "TALWALKARS"-Place for Night Riders(sounds like some posh riding pub but it is just one footpath with chai cigarette)...so againg the intelliGENTS back at work discussing the most vital and trivial issues that can one ever encounter.....i knw no one is going to believe it...the topics are only oora mass....pulling each others leg and laughing our ass out....that a couple of more guys join the group....and slowly the number increases.....and then enters our gaurdian our very own GAFOOR BHAI riding on his HERO cycal.....one hand on the handle and a flask in the other hand....thats it then our count fr chai starts ....and the topics are ging on and on and on......then the topic of future endeavours comes up and the hot hotter hottest job in the offering is the post of gafoor bhai and we all know who was voted best suited fr the job(so no prizes for guessing again)....we all know that the technology today is so fast growing and the demands of the common man so we thght when gafoor bhai is going to be dethroned the next successor should be supplying chai on bike so that made the choice even more simpler andmore apt fr the job.......this was the daily routine for a very long time untill some tourists from a place called "VELLORE" arrived and no phone calls fr the common and most active members of the night life were getting connected....we kept on trying as we were very particular about the discipline near TALWALKARS.....after repeated futile attempts of trying to reach members,i had the misfortune(learnt it was a misfortune when cutting the phone) of getting through with the call and the member picks the phone up and says hello...then i say mama this is vinay...he says who is dis and why r u calling me at this late hour....on hearing this i could sense all my hair up in the air as if i jus had a current shock.....after some recollections he finally gets who is calling and says we are out and wont be able to be coming with a dash of un parliamentary language and before forgetting there was another tribal who was shouting frm beside the same things which were being said in english.......me being a very sensitive fellow kept the phone down with a heavy heart feelin bad that the night life was nt as happy as it had to be....then i hit the bed....next day go to college to fight the thing out only to realise that our very good friend has got the job of a GUIDE and the first place he showed to his first "BOANI"(read in telugu ) TOURISTS was TALWALKARS.... and sat on the same footpath which was ours and did the same thing which we had been doing fr a very long time......but same GUIDE last night talks about getting out of house after 10 was the biggest sin one can ever commit....this dry phase cntinued for about 2 to 3 days and then our GUIDE had to bid adieu to his tourists .....and call us back to jus say "kaka talwalkars deggara unna nuvvu oche manam rache"....and then the story is same again......we dint get to see the tourists so no LADY LUCK for us......and for the guide............(again fill in the blanks)what could have happened to our guide......
i can c a crisp 500 rupee note in the air will soon elaborate on it......
JUST ON A LIGHTER NOTE..........
Again my topic would start off from the FAST FOOD back from college sitting and pulling each others leg and if everybody is extremely happy with each other then joke the bloody hell out of another poor soul.....and slowly the spirit dies down and the purses drain down....then slowly each gets reminded of home sweet home....home calling shows up on ur fone and a lady voice asks"ekkada unnavu" phat comes the answer "checkpost" deggara unnanu even if he is in bhel (no prizes fr guessing we all know who says that..)..and time now is 19 30 generally...
So all of us go home...and eat do bewarsgiri near ghar ke friends and jus gt the remote idea of trying to sleep getting reminded of college.....that i get reminded that i have to talk to one of my friends abt something important and he thinks we have to meet and discuss abt it........thats it THE FRESH LEASE OF NIGHT STARTS.....my first stop would generally be MANO HOSTEL.....pick up another integral member of the discussion who would be busy doing "FOREIGN" STUDIES and off we go to "TALWALKARS"-Place for Night Riders(sounds like some posh riding pub but it is just one footpath with chai cigarette)...so againg the intelliGENTS back at work discussing the most vital and trivial issues that can one ever encounter.....i knw no one is going to believe it...the topics are only oora mass....pulling each others leg and laughing our ass out....that a couple of more guys join the group....and slowly the number increases.....and then enters our gaurdian our very own GAFOOR BHAI riding on his HERO cycal.....one hand on the handle and a flask in the other hand....thats it then our count fr chai starts ....and the topics are ging on and on and on......then the topic of future endeavours comes up and the hot hotter hottest job in the offering is the post of gafoor bhai and we all know who was voted best suited fr the job(so no prizes for guessing again)....we all know that the technology today is so fast growing and the demands of the common man so we thght when gafoor bhai is going to be dethroned the next successor should be supplying chai on bike so that made the choice even more simpler andmore apt fr the job.......this was the daily routine for a very long time untill some tourists from a place called "VELLORE" arrived and no phone calls fr the common and most active members of the night life were getting connected....we kept on trying as we were very particular about the discipline near TALWALKARS.....after repeated futile attempts of trying to reach members,i had the misfortune(learnt it was a misfortune when cutting the phone) of getting through with the call and the member picks the phone up and says hello...then i say mama this is vinay...he says who is dis and why r u calling me at this late hour....on hearing this i could sense all my hair up in the air as if i jus had a current shock.....after some recollections he finally gets who is calling and says we are out and wont be able to be coming with a dash of un parliamentary language and before forgetting there was another tribal who was shouting frm beside the same things which were being said in english.......me being a very sensitive fellow kept the phone down with a heavy heart feelin bad that the night life was nt as happy as it had to be....then i hit the bed....next day go to college to fight the thing out only to realise that our very good friend has got the job of a GUIDE and the first place he showed to his first "BOANI"(read in telugu ) TOURISTS was TALWALKARS.... and sat on the same footpath which was ours and did the same thing which we had been doing fr a very long time......but same GUIDE last night talks about getting out of house after 10 was the biggest sin one can ever commit....this dry phase cntinued for about 2 to 3 days and then our GUIDE had to bid adieu to his tourists .....and call us back to jus say "kaka talwalkars deggara unna nuvvu oche manam rache"....and then the story is same again......we dint get to see the tourists so no LADY LUCK for us......and for the guide............(again fill in the blanks)what could have happened to our guide......
i can c a crisp 500 rupee note in the air will soon elaborate on it......
JUST ON A LIGHTER NOTE..........
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
why are we "sitting"?!?
Did you ever try to figure out who is better of the two matinée idols,no prizes for guessing....
if the answer is no then i have some good ideas on how you might just reach to a consensus on that...
read on...
One evening all of us where sitting in our adda what is called the FAST FOOD, idling away time and discussing the future of tollywood, a very good friend of mine said we have to be discussing the same over drinks.....no second thoughts we immediately planned the budget for that evening and started our bikes distributing work carefully and equally among ourselves not to forget accepting it voluntarily and without any reservations.....then we met back in about an hours time getting ready with all the ingredients needed for a kick ass of a time on the beauty and the beast of tollywood ;-)......
We started the evening on a very calm note on how the day went at college and why i dint play basket ball for a very long time(i plan to play fr abt an hour and end up not playing fr even 20 mins at a stretch)...and slowly this faint voice comes from behind "mama evadu mama asalu "Narasimha Naidu"(names not revealed for but obvious reasons)"..and thats it there he gets tremendous support from almost every nook and corner of the room ing that what he just uttered was more true than many other facts in this world.....
then the other guy says "nuvvu keka mama asalu nuvvu rechipo" and then you think there is no stopping for the guy who brought out the word of mouth for many.....you are absolutely wrong......there is another voice that comes up from the centre of the gathering that what the guy just tried to say is absolutely bullshit and there is another bigger idiot
than narasimha and that is "Indra"(please note that the voice of the person who contradicts is louder than the hero himself)...and thats it u can just announce that the party has begun.......
Then there are these series of jokes going about in the air the most prominent one being on the wig that one of them wears(just being partial :)......) then another says that the face of the other reminds him of RAMAPITHICUS( does he???) and then one says that he is there only because of the community feeling of many then the other says the other does social service with some evil feelings at heart(with the real comical expressions on the face one can ever give...this friend of mine can become a very good actor.....) and then these series of punches on each of our "beloved" matinee idols are being exchanged that out of no-where (with all due respects) the leZend comes into the topic(do i see any fingers moving in the air).... what he proclaims himself to be...thats it,now it turns into a triangular war-fare at times serious facts are being rolled which are good for laughing ur ass out rather than giving them a serious thought.......with no decisions on being made as why the latter is better than the former.....just as any AP assembly session ends( bad joke sorry).......and slowly the raise in the voice and the praise for their loved heroes calms down and the usual pulling each others legs start.......and planning on whom to wake up whom is decided that one friend of mine gets up and says"mama ill have to get back no matter how much STEADY i am......" and the discussions end there.......sorry the word is SITTING........
PS:Only a select few might understand what i have jus written.....ill definitely improve sooner......
ON A LIGHTER NOTE................
if the answer is no then i have some good ideas on how you might just reach to a consensus on that...
read on...
One evening all of us where sitting in our adda what is called the FAST FOOD, idling away time and discussing the future of tollywood, a very good friend of mine said we have to be discussing the same over drinks.....no second thoughts we immediately planned the budget for that evening and started our bikes distributing work carefully and equally among ourselves not to forget accepting it voluntarily and without any reservations.....then we met back in about an hours time getting ready with all the ingredients needed for a kick ass of a time on the beauty and the beast of tollywood ;-)......
We started the evening on a very calm note on how the day went at college and why i dint play basket ball for a very long time(i plan to play fr abt an hour and end up not playing fr even 20 mins at a stretch)...and slowly this faint voice comes from behind "mama evadu mama asalu "Narasimha Naidu"(names not revealed for but obvious reasons)"..and thats it there he gets tremendous support from almost every nook and corner of the room ing that what he just uttered was more true than many other facts in this world.....
then the other guy says "nuvvu keka mama asalu nuvvu rechipo" and then you think there is no stopping for the guy who brought out the word of mouth for many.....you are absolutely wrong......there is another voice that comes up from the centre of the gathering that what the guy just tried to say is absolutely bullshit and there is another bigger idiot
than narasimha and that is "Indra"(please note that the voice of the person who contradicts is louder than the hero himself)...and thats it u can just announce that the party has begun.......
Then there are these series of jokes going about in the air the most prominent one being on the wig that one of them wears(just being partial :)......) then another says that the face of the other reminds him of RAMAPITHICUS( does he???) and then one says that he is there only because of the community feeling of many then the other says the other does social service with some evil feelings at heart(with the real comical expressions on the face one can ever give...this friend of mine can become a very good actor.....) and then these series of punches on each of our "beloved" matinee idols are being exchanged that out of no-where (with all due respects) the leZend comes into the topic(do i see any fingers moving in the air).... what he proclaims himself to be...thats it,now it turns into a triangular war-fare at times serious facts are being rolled which are good for laughing ur ass out rather than giving them a serious thought.......with no decisions on being made as why the latter is better than the former.....just as any AP assembly session ends( bad joke sorry).......and slowly the raise in the voice and the praise for their loved heroes calms down and the usual pulling each others legs start.......and planning on whom to wake up whom is decided that one friend of mine gets up and says"mama ill have to get back no matter how much STEADY i am......" and the discussions end there.......sorry the word is SITTING........
PS:Only a select few might understand what i have jus written.....ill definitely improve sooner......
ON A LIGHTER NOTE................
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